Can you guess what it is yet?
There was pretty lighting......
..... there was a (former?) children's tv presenter.....
..... one of them was Christopher Biggins!!!
(more about the cutey in the pink vest later)
Yes, it was Dancing On Ice! At the Nottingham Capital FM Arena, where the loos are Not As Good As Westfield's. And the capuccino's a bit rubbish too.
Look. Famous people!
....famous people being waved at, in an out-of-focus way
... famous people facing The Wrong Way
..... And Vanilla Ice! He'd taught his partner to rap, graffitti and buy cars off eBay.
Unfortunately he decided to jump up on a ramp and do some cringey rapping mid-act. Nevermind...
The lovely Johnson Beharry. VC.
...... we saw the top of Vanilla Ice's head. Look at the woman in the purple jumper, then look at her cuff. He's there.
Karen was a sweetie - she spoke to my son as he was milling about shyly, ducking behind people.
And Colin man-in-pink-vest, a 25 year old Canadian pro dancer, spent AGES chatting to people. He's a darling. He was alarmingly stage-made-up-fake-tanned. I told him he made us feel a bit pale.